I am a smart ass. It is not a new thing. I've always been one,and I can't see me changing now. However, there are definitely times when I wish I could tame my inner smart ass or at least muzzle her on occasion.
Take my reaction to an overenthusiastic date recently. He was gushing over how he was so glad he'd met me and how perfect we seemed for each other. He just loved my sense of humor. Famous last words buddy.
Mr. Over Enthusiastic: I know this is only our second date, but I really feel a connection and I think we should date each other exclusively. I know that I don't want to date anyone else but you. And who knows? Maybe this thing could go on and we could get married one day? Wouldn't that be great? We could do a Match.com commercial! What do you think?
Me: Dude....Marriage? Match Commercial? I really hadn't thought that far ahead. I was just here for the sushi.
It was my poor attempt at humor during a very awkward moment of having a guy I barely knew plan out the rest of our lives together, including a dating commercial. I guess he didn't really like my sense of humor after all. Perhaps it was my impulsive use of the word "dude." Oh well.
And with that, I threw another one back into the eternal dating sea.
Wednesday, October 1, 2008
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9 comments:
OMG!!!!
Should have repsonded all needy like:
"Yes, I think your right. How about we go right now and try to make babies?!!?!? I want 5, 3 boys and 2 girls?!?!? OMG can you just imagine the fun we will have raising babies and changing diapers and planning more of our future together? Let's go, forget the dessert. Do you think the local court house is open so we can get that marriage license????
hahahhaha----he would have flew out of there!!!
P.S. all the while clapping your hands in excitement and bouncing up and down in your seat.
Then right at the end, make sure you say:
" When I take off my clothes, please don't mind all the scars, I mean the Doctors did all they could stitch me back up right, but when you masterbate so much that you cause yourself to have a fistula, there's only so much hope...."
ROFLMAO!!!!!!
Stop it Average Girl, you are bad.
AGAW-why do I not have you on speed dial when these situations come up?
Fistula from maturbation?!?!?!? Fucking priceless.
Ooops. You sound a titch like me when faced with the same situation...and sadly, that ain't a good thing!
I am thinking that perhaps he isn't the type of guy you wanted anyway...
LOL...what a guy. Hi Jodi! Just checking in on you...man what makes guys do that anyway? Ack!
OMG-AGAW's response just made me spit my coffee at the screen. Nice!
I recently met Mr Enthusiastic. And before the first date he was texting me at 7am asking what I was doing. So not happening..
He's a baby at 23, so it was a good excuse not to go down that road.
Your welcome, and I was spitting Diet Pepsi on my screen while typing this, and my boss was giving my dirty looks.....oh well. it was worht it ;)
But how was the sushi?
but I really feel a connection and I think we should date each other exclusively.
My eyes got really wide when I read that. Wow! Slow down, buddy!
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